Separated at birth?

Author J.R. Ward and actress Meryl Streep?

Wodehousing

From my friend Mose who found it somewhere or from someone and posted it on facebook, The Drones Club is a site where you can find a new silly P. G. Wodehouse quote upon every page refresh.

Separated at Birth?

Pharrell and a Siamese cat?

Cold as ice to me

How winter is like an abusive boyfriend: 

• He pushes for quick involvement.  Blizzards and 9 feet of snow as early as October.
• He is controlling. Who wants to drive very far on ice and/or slush covered roads or be outside in minus 20 wind chill for more than a couple minutes? We have to wear certain clothes, put on extra moisturizer, pay high heating bills.
• He has very unrealistic expectations. Shoveling the sidewalk and driveway. Sometimes twice a day. The snow ends up piled so high, it’s difficult to throw it atop the heap with the shovel.
• There is isolation. Stuck mostly inside the house for months, watching endless bad television, bored.
• He blames others for his own mistakes. It’s global warming. It’s the polar vortex. It’s the arctic vortex. It’s El Niño. It’s the jet stream.
• He makes everyone else responsible for their feelings. We’d enjoy it if we were skiers.
• He is cruel to animals and children. Homeless animals freeze. Deer can’t find food. Kids have to walk in the street or trudge through snow up to their knees & risk being run over just walking to school for an education.
• He has sudden mood swings. Minus 30 wind chill one day and 50 degrees and sunny the next. If you're lucky.
• He has a past of battering. Centuries of abuse.
• There are threats of violence. The weather report.