All I want for Christmas

I saw an ad on TV last night urging us all to check out the personal gift finder at Gifts. So I did. Since I don't have anyone left to buy for, I stuck in my personality which they determined is The Thinker. Oh great. More to live up to. Anyway, they returned a lot of ideas. Surprisingly, I'd be happy receiving most of them, including:

• Pen scanner
• Backrest
• Brain games
• Book bag
• Autobiography journal
• Paperweight
• Lap desk
• Cheese of the month club
• Magazines for writers & poets
• Electronic crossword puzzles
• Movie gift certificates
• New Yorker cartoon books
• Multi-language talking translators
• Books about the universe
• Mini reading lights
• Amusing travel memoirs
• Best in foreign film on DVD
• Top titles in folk music