Red Dwarf series 7 quotes

• Ship’s log… one.
• Garbled, confusing, and quite frankly duller than an in-flight magazine produced by Air Belgium.
• Sometimes, you just gotta say, the laws of time and space? Who gives a smeg!
• The ability to sing the Bay City Rollers greatest hits is no longer a priority.
• Bet he’s a sour krout.
• How are those kippers doing?
• That suit's as sharp a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that have been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye!
• According to the log, we’re down to our last 3000 vomit bags. It’ll never be enough.
• I’ve begun researching the definitive history of pockets and, I've alphabetised our entire stock of alphabet soup, grouping each individual letter together with it's fellows.
• I want him to choke to death on his smug gittyness.
• This is where you must be to become Maria Von Trapp.
• 67% more weasely.
• Stoke me a clipper, I’ll be back for Christmas.
• I accepted shopping was unlikely.
• Cheese slice snap can only entertain for so long.
• He’s a bit of a psychopathic killing machine, but he has his good side.