Sung to the tune of "I Fought the Law and the Law Won"

With apologies to Bobby Fuller:

Breaking up ice chunks in the bitter cold
I fought the driveway and the driveway won
I fought the driveway and the driveway won

I needed a snowblower but I had none
I fought the driveway and the driveway won
I fought the driveway and the driveway won

My back is aching and I feel so bad, this is no longer fun
The city plow throwing me an extra 4 feet of ice makes me mad
I fought the driveway and the driveway won
I fought the driveway and the driveway won

Why are people out, why is anything open?
I fought the driveway and the driveway won
I fought the driveway and the driveway won

My fingers have frostbite, this is no longer fun
I fought the driveway and the driveway won
I fought the driveway and the driveway won