Pilkingtonisms 2008

• It's like a museum: everyone rushes to the weird stuff first.
• If I'm not me, what am I?
• When do you ever see an old worm?
• The Scottish voice sounds old. Even though he was a baby, he had the voice of an old man.
• We've got all these years: See something... But I'm saying, watch it on the telly.
• My brain was quite happy working on the book but my ears got bored.
• Me brain can think better without me ears.
• It's Dunkin Donuts & Starbucks. (regarding Boston)
• Sloths never get the flu 'cause that's when you're replenishing.
• You never see 'em getting run over 'cause they're too small to hit 'em (regarding midgets)