Your mother was a hamster!

Or head on over to the Luther Insulter for some creative gems from centuries past. This morning I got:

"Your words are so foolishly and ignorantly composed that I cannot believe you understand them."

From Explanations of the Ninety-Five Theses, pg. 87 of Luther's Works, Vol. 31.

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