It's only living, it don't matter at all

From the Gervais, Merchant, Pilkington e-book: "Guide to Natural History." Some of Pilkie's quotes:

• A spider won’t be unlocking any mysteries.
  
• It’s like having an old woman as a neighbor: she never goes out, she doesn’t bother you, let her be.
  
• Look at the stuff that’s being invented now: the Frisbee.
  
• There must’ve been some alien involved here.
  
• A computer chip, where’s that come from?
  
• Your eyes are what comes up with a lot of thoughts.
  
• If you look half decent to the human race, they’ll take care of you.
  
• Nature chucks up odd things, doesn’t it? (looking at Steve Merchant)
  
• If we ate polar bears, we wouldn’t be short of ‘em… What’s a polar bear doing? Sat on a block of ice, floating about.
  
• You had your day, it didn’t work out.
  
• Them two should never even meet. How did that disagreement happen? (horse & frog)
  
• I mean, who knows what’s gonna happen?