The Universe and Me

Monday, February 23, 2009

It's only living, it don't matter at all

From the Gervais, Merchant, Pilkington e-book: "Guide to Natural History." Some of Pilkie's quotes:

  • A spider won’t be unlocking any mysteries.
  • It’s like having an old woman as a neighbor: she never goes out, she doesn’t bother you, let her be.
  • Look at the stuff that’s being invented now: the Frisbee.
  • There must’ve been some alien involved here.
  • A computer chip, where’s that come from?
  • Your eyes are what comes up with a lot of thoughts.
  • If you look half decent to the human race, they’ll take care of you.
  • Nature chucks up odd things, doesn’t it? (looking at Steve Merchant)
  • If we ate polar bears, we wouldn’t be short of ‘em… What’s a polar bear doing? Sat on a block of ice, floating about.
  • You had your day, it didn’t work out.
  • Them two should never even meet. How did that disagreement happen? (horse & frog)
  • I mean, who knows what’s gonna happen?


  • At 4:08 PM, February 23, 2009, Blogger graceInk said…

    I love the comment about our eyes coming up with a lot of thoughts. And also the one about the polar bear. Both made me chuckle.


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