The Universe and Me

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Pilkingtonisms 2008

  • It's like a museum: everyone rushes to the weird stuff first.
  • If I'm not me, what am I?
  • When do you ever see an old worm?
  • The Scottish voice sounds old. Even though he was a baby, he had the voice of an old man.
  • We've got all these years: See something... But I'm saying, watch it on the telly.
  • My brain was quite happy working on the book but my ears got bored.
  • Me brain can think better without me ears.
  • It's Dunkin Donuts & Starbucks. (regarding Boston)
  • Sloths never get the flu 'cause that's when you're replenishing.
  • You never see 'em getting run over 'cause they're too small to hit 'em (regarding midgets)


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