The Universe and Me

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Pilkingtonisms : Halloween edition

  • When a bee is born, you know what that’s gonna do.
  • She was your bog standard old woman.
  • Ghosts are always gonna have a bad reputation because they look scary ‘cause they’re old.
  • There’s too much fruit about.
  • If we’re all going into that other land or universe old, who’s gonna do the croppin’?
  • You never see insects or anything like that that look old. You don’t go: “Look at the state of that!”
  • If something doesn’t blink, it’s evil.
  • At the end of the day, he’s got a head like an elephant. He’s not gonna have a good life, is he?
  • It’s got lovely big eyes, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn’t sound like a nice baby to me. If felt like saying: “That sounds like a frog.”


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