Pilkingtonisms : Halloween edition

• When a bee is born, you know what that’s gonna do.
• She was your bog standard old woman.
• Ghosts are always gonna have a bad reputation because they look scary ‘cause they’re old.
• There’s too much fruit about.
• If we’re all going into that other land or universe old, who’s gonna do the croppin’?
• You never see insects or anything like that that look old. You don’t go: “Look at the state of that!”
• If something doesn’t blink, it’s evil.
• At the end of the day, he’s got a head like an elephant. He’s not gonna have a good life, is he?
• It’s got lovely big eyes, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn’t sound like a nice baby to me. If felt like saying: “That sounds like a frog.”