Pilkingtonisms : Christmas edition

• I saw a little crumb movin’ and I thought what’s goin’ on there?
• At the end of the day, you can’t make nature up.
• You don’t normally see a fat beetle.
• They’re not happy with acorns now, they want a bit o’ croissant. (re: squirrels)
• I saw a cockroach playing Pac-man.
• It’s like the three wise men, what did they get the 2nd year for Baby Jesus?
• You won’t get anything done by planning.
• Christmas: I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.
• Easter’s alright…you’re not forced an egg and everyone can afford an egg. There’s no one bein’ left out.
• To be honest, that’s doing me head in at the moment ‘cause I’ve outgrown the sink (re: the washing up)
• You can’t just kick ‘em off can you? It’s a big upheaval. (re: Dr marten boots)
• Since I’ve found shoes with Velcro – brilliant!
• The world is getting more and more scruffier.
• If you’ve got loads of bees, they’re not all pulling their weight, are they?