Lost for a lifetime

Sung to the tune of The Talking Heads song "Once in a Lifetime"

And you may find yourself in an exploding plane wreck
And you may find yourself with that guy from Party of Five
And you may find yourself with people who don’t even speak friggin' English
And you may find yourself at a mysterious hatch with a sealed tight latch
And you may ask yourself, well, how do I get in there?

And the days go by, Hurley isn’t losing weight
And we don’t know why. Wonder what’s the deal with Kate.
There are the numbers again and Arzt exploded.
Lost for a lifetime with some weird monster underground.

And you may ask yourself wasn’t that guy in Lord of the Rings?
And you may ask yourself where the hell did that polar bear come from?
And you may tell yourself I’ve got this show figured out
And then it dawns on you, you have no idea what’s going on.

And the days go by, the Black Rock really was a ship
And we don’t know why, French chick needs to get a grip.
Walt is gone at sea after the Others come.
Lost for a lifetime with some weird monster underground
And nobody’s coming for us.