Far away from here

Red Dwarf: Series 6 quotes:

• I sound like some barely human grossed out slime ball. – Oh excellent, sir, it’s all coming back to you then.
• I’m tasteless, uncouth, tone deaf, mindless, revolting, randy, blokeish, semi-literate space bum. – Oh welcome back, Mr Lister.
• Smug mode.
• Space weevil’s have eaten the last of the corn supply.
• Step up to red alert. – Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
• This will of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to finish today’s laundry, for which I apologize in advance.
• Broadcast in all known languages, including Welsh.
• Just because I look like Herman Munster’s stunt man doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate art.
• Psycho rating’s gotta be 4 ½ chain saws.
• What happens if we all get killed? I’ll never hear the last of it.
• I think we’ve all got something to bring to this discussion but I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence.
• I’m no stranger to the land of scoff.
• The Eatbourne Zimmer Frame Relay Team can easily outrun us.
• He’s looking so geeky, I don’t think he could even get in a science fiction convention.
• Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.
• I’m perfectly well aware of what you are, sir.
• Higher than a hippie on a third day of an open air festival.
• May I suggest the rest of this discourse is conducted by those with a brain larger than a grape.
• Don’t you know how very rude it is to burst in on an earlier version of yourself without warning? You’ve made our day totally surreal now.
• Pardon my paradox.
• Were the words “kit” or “paint before assembly” written on the side?