Pilkingtonisms continued 3.3

I’ve been meaning to add some more of Karl’s crazy and/or inspired sayings. So here are some from the latest podcast. The past few weeks he’s had troubles with kidney stones, so he’d drinking water to help that out. His hatred of jellyfish lives on.

• If there’s a water shortage in London, that’s why.
• Whatever it is that’s in your head that tells you you should have a drink, I don’t have one.
• If I was dying, don’t go swimming with dolphins ‘cause you’ll love it and time will fly by.
• Ants should always be alert.
• That’s what’s weird with an insect – there’s never any down time.
• He got so hot, his lips fell off.
• It would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle.
• A dog has got human eyes.
• A jellyfish: what you’re looking at is a snidey thing.
• Learning can be frustrating.