Pilkingtonisms continued 3.4

This week Karl seemed to be back to his usual incoherent self, so he must be feeling better. Here’s some quotes from the latest podcast (the grammar is all his):

• If everyone liked what you did, then you’re not doing the right thing.
• It’s all about getting people thinking.
• Now you’ve remembered me what I said.
• Just show me the good stuff (re: museums)
• If you keep everything, sometimes there’ll be good stuff.
• The fellow who found Tutankhamen, he was pocketin’ all sorts of fingers and stuff in his pockets on the way out.
• It’s just like a bit of weird art. (re: Steve’s dancing)
• If it’s a potato or a nut, it’s a foodage.
• Who’d have thought the Frisbee would’ve caught on?
• When I was younger, I never saw flies sort of hanging about in gangs.
• Flies used to be happy, on their own, the sun’s out, have a little fly-about.
• The man with the Frisbee, what if he had a mate who said rubbish that? He wouldn’t have done it.
• What’s the plate that’s above a saucer but below a plate?
• I don’t know if I mentioned the squirrel eating a mars bars.
• It’s mental out there.
• You need oldness…they might have a solution, they’ve been on the earth longer.
• You need to have people who look old, otherwise who would be in charge?
• He was one of them doctors who didn’t open his eyes much.
• Some people know so much, they don’t even need to look at it.