The Universe and Me

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Red Dwarf series 7 quotes

  • Ship’s log… one.
  • Garbled, confusing, and quite frankly duller than an in-flight magazine produced by Air Belgium.
  • Sometimes, you just gotta say, the laws of time and space? Who gives a smeg!
  • The ability to sing the Bay City Rollers greatest hits is no longer a priority.
  • Bet he’s a sour krout.
  • How are those kippers doing?
  • That suit's as sharp a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that have been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye!
  • According to the log, we’re down to our last 3000 vomit bags. It’ll never be enough.
  • I’ve begun researching the definitive history of pockets and, I've alphabetised our entire stock of alphabet soup, grouping each individual letter together with it's fellows.
  • I want him to choke to death on his smug gittyness.
  • This is where you must be to become Maria Von Trapp.
  • 67% more weasely.
  • Stoke me a clipper, I’ll be back for Christmas.
  • I accepted shopping was unlikely.
  • Cheese slice snap can only entertain for so long.
  • He’s a bit of a psychopathic killing machine, but he has his good side.

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