The Universe and Me

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

24: 3 - 4 a.m.

Previously on 24: Chloe makes her move. Reminiscent of a Seinfeld plot, Chloe tells Jack she’s “here for you.” Now if Jack would realize how many times an hour he turns to her for little things like a triangulated satellite, an assembled team, a helicopter, then we’d have something. But how dare those terrorists try jam Chloe’s satellite server. And how dare Buchanan say “we don’t have time for your personality disorder.” Her personality disorder is holding CTU together, pal. Acting President Palmer didn’t learn much during his time at Call it “making up a scenario of possible deniability.” It’s still lying to us. Mike gets bonus points for pronouncing the phrase “extremely incendiary situation.” Logan started out as nervous, then moved to hissy fit and is now taking a break at paranoid, believing Mike and Palmer have formed an alliance against him and are going to kick him off the show. That nifty earpiece attached to a microphone phone thingie of Michelle’s may yet make cell phones obsolete. Was it Tony who asked why Audrey was still there? We’ve been wondering that since hour 2. Did I hear Chloe mention a “microwave uplink?” Does that have a popcorn setting? Oh Edgar, we don’t know whether to like you more or less because you can’t lie. Nice suit there Jack and way to make the save by calling your own cell. Not sure what the weird hand signal was as he and Assembled Team were about to storm the factory in another top of the hour shootout. As he and Marwan came face to face, I thought he was going to say, “I’ve been waiting for you Obi-Marwan.” But Jack, we’ve got a problem and it’s not locating three metropolitan areas in Iowa, surprisingly. Nothing can stop the missile launch unless you leap on midflight and harness the thing. Next up: Pit-bull Heller (who’s apparently been hanging out at Division all this time) and long lost Liberal Son have some ‘splaning to do.


  • At 10:40 PM, May 14, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I read somewhere on the net that some people think that Chloe is a MOLE and when discovered Jack will be asked to kill her. You had thoughjt this at one time too!


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